#369801 - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's just too hot to wear clothes today, Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this? Probably that I married you for your money, she replied. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6.